liars - scarecrows on a killer slant, from sisterworld

Anonymous asked: would you rather pash screamer with no pants and underpants on, or would you rather pash ben knight with all his clothes on but his boner is obviously rubbing against your thigh in a super romantical, edward cullen/bella swan sort of way?

thanks for your question dorian.

i’m going to have to pick the screamer, pantless or not. plus i bet ben knight’s mouth would taste like chickpeas.

Anonymous asked: The Tumblr Entrepreneur Association is offering Tumblr members a way to work at home and make money on the Internet. No Bullsh*t. Go to this news article for more info newslinker2[dot]com

please forward more info to my private line at hq@national.org.nz i am very interested in your proposal

Anonymous asked: a fat cunt or a double chin?

these questions are too esoteric

I’m reading at this and have a poem in the new issue (‘pandora’).

Late notice, but this is tonight…

negativecollective:

Click the image above to go to the Strangers band camp where you can download all their releases. If you feel you want to own a physical copy of Children then you can grab it from us HERE

Strangers were a fantastic band from Wellington, New Zealand and released some of the best records in the scene. They broke up some time last year. You can see members of Strangers playing in various bands at the moment including Old Loaves, Neon Bastard, The Body Lyre and Razorwyre.

Hi…

Here’s a link to a Strangers bandcamp page that has all four of the releases (Children, Night Minutes 7”, Weight, Holding demo) up for free download/stream.If you want to buy physical copies of any, check out Negative Collective. They have a couple of copies of the ‘Children’ CDep/letter/broadsides for sale.

Also here’s a link to Phil Goff’s Audio Guide for Ordinary New Zealanders.

Also there’ll be an article I wrote about the 10th National NZ Kendo championships going up in a while at NZFighters.com.

Here’s a sinkhole in Guatemala (via Nat Geographic).

hamburgercemetery asked: 8==D ?

several.

I turned on the ‘Ask’ page in case anyone wants to ask a question or abuse me anonymously. Either is fine.

Stuff coming tonight… an article, some links, a Strangers bandcamp page, and this weird audio diary that Phil Goff made for me?!?